I had my first manicure and pedicure for prom. I never realized it’d be this hard to wipe my ass with acrylic nails.
moving freely within boundaries and I’m antsy in the pantsies
Fuck this I’m fucking horny.
I’m trying to poop and I can’t stop sneezing.
Sure, I taught him how to feel
but he showed me how to think
TURKEY FARTS
I HATE NOISE
everything is changing and I’m really, really scared
suddenly involved
suddenly you care
hidden implications escape this young and assured team
well when did politics
become another meme?
polybiusquare asked: what caused those bruises?
climbing through a window too many times
stop the showers
to kill the flowers
what sort of flowers
could I deserve?
all are too sweet
far too well-off
for a child
like me
to deserve
ow
kawaiiteboy asked: What.... what's a pootie?
poots! like toots!
a: no, seriously. he has asked me if it would be cool if i tried human meat with him
a: fucker scares me sometimes
b: I kinda want to try it
b: just to do it
b: like if a person could offer their meat
b: after they’re dead
b: as a donation to cannibalism
b: I’d do it
b: I’d eat it
b: and offer up my body
